Friday, 15 May 2009

If your expenses claims were published..

...which would be your most embarrassing. 
Mine would be for a very expensive meal at Simpsons, Birmingham's first Michelin star restaurant, for Collette and I which I put down as "entertaining". Assuming the TAX police are not going to read this, what does the panel feel they would be most embarrassed about. I've always wanted to put hotel tv porn down, but never actually had the guts - but thought it would be funny... Much less embarrassing than "moat cleaning" though. Brian Jenkins seems to be pretty honest, and has only £8k down as his second home claim. Harrah!

2 comments:

  1. Nothing to claim. Took Lora out for a meal once, and she took me out once. That's it.

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  2. I once claimed that PIL's Metal Box was a work of genius. I now realise that was very wrong.

    I would pay it back but I think I swapped it with Clem.

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